I'll take the side order please

So it is either a surving of revenge
or another one of life's crule jokes
but then again
who cares

When so called christ was born
i would have been working nights
and now i am again
and again
and again
and again and again and a GOD DAMN AGEN
FUCKEN PEOPLE DONT GET IT
so i guess its not that bad right?
miss a holiday here
miss a holiday there
be sleeping when the kiddies open thier gifts
awake when santa lands on the roof tops
and when 2005 turns in to the 6
i will be working

i was awake when the bunny was hoppen the fields
i was awake when the turkey was shot
im going to be a wake when santa come for a visit
and when 05 becomes shiny and new as on 06

so what do i get in return
double time an a half for every hour i work
i get to spend time with some one i really dont get along with
i get to hear every one wine about traveling
and how it is so sad im not there
i get to call everyone
and hear about the gifts they got
and how mine should be in the mail
i will pictures the day after in an e-mail
i will get some left overs later in the week
a card or two

fuck this shit i tell you
fuck the holidays
and all the hastle that comes with it
give me a bottle of jack
some time alone with the cat
and let me pass out on the couch
i would rather be on the moon
or across the eath some where else

so if you want to join me
on a happy day
and you are going to be alone too
call me up
im me on aol
or stop by the plant between 1900 and 0700
and i will be here
i'll cook you some late night thai
and chat it up

what i will do is
for my relief who has the same curse i do
i will tell him to be a couple hours late
on the morning of that day
so he can spent the time with his kids
insted of whishing he was at home
watching his kids open thier presents
he can and i will take some extra time
and just relax at work
put my feet up
lean back in the chair
and dream about what could have been